#UConnProblems

when i win the basketball lottery again

me before an all-nighter in homer

when i come home from nickel

when i’m too drunk and waiting for the bathroom

when i get caught in a uconn wind tunnel

when someone says my fake ID doesn’t look like me

when there’s ten minutes left at nickel and i’m not drunk enough

me trying to get into nickel with a horrible fake ID

looking at myself in the mirror before i go out

when i do my friend a favor and they say i’m the best